SEPT 3rd 1752 - SEPT 13th 1752

Due to the change to the Gregorian calendar these dates DON'T exist. This page is devoted to all things weird and wonderful - the boring and mundane.

111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321!

1/998001 will generate all the three digit numbers from 000 to 999

1/9801 will generate all the consecutive two digit numbers

"Listen" is an anagram of "silent"

5318008 - Old style porn :) - needs an upside down calculator

Dihydrogen Monoxide : Ban it now!!!!

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO)is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there
Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

- is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
- may cause severe burns.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research
- in the distribution of pesticides.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The British government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

Find out more about Dihydrogen Monoxide

Think you have an open mind? Test yourself.

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three of whom were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate [A]: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate [B]: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate [C]: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian *, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler * there appears to be some disagreement as to weather he was a vegatarian or not

And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone else.

This was shamelessly ripped off from someone else. I dont know who. If you do, let me know and I can give them full credit

Quick Bollocks

Today I created C:/CON on my Windoze PC

Update on my "I spy book of motorways": This weekend I ticked off Motorways completely travelled: Dorest

Ow the shame, Ive just been caught licking my own elbow :shame: It would not have been so bad if I had not been tickling myself at the same time.

Today I invented a hygenic system for cleaning up rats vomit